ponin palo den!

lets make it simple..

ak da start keje 3 ari kt 7e..

mcm2 la keje yg aku wt..ingt kn goyang kaki je kt kaunter..

tp,haram..busy yg amat! sbb staf ad 2 org je..ko mampu?

dua ari yg lpas,x de ap sgt la..

tp ari ni..mcm2 perangai customer yg ak kne layan..

klaka pun ade ble fikir2 balik..huhu

customer 1

ad sorg akk ni..dy bru kawin agknyee..

dy amik roti n letak kt kaunter..then ak tny la,ni je ke?

dy ckp ''yup,ni je..'' then ak pun punch je la..

then phone dy bunyi..dy jwb.. 

wife : abg,syg kt 7e ni..beli roti..

hubby : blablabla (ne ak taw dy ckp ap!)

wife : ok boleh,tp mlm ni abg kne msak tomyam,boleh? ( ckp dgn gaya manja)

hubby : boleh syggg..lautan api pun sggup ku radah,inikn pula msak tomyam..(agaknyela dy ckp cm tuu..)

wife : hik3..thnks..ni la wt syg makin saaaaayaaaang kt abg! (sgt manja..)

then dy letak phone..fiy,dy kol dpn ak,agk lame jgk la ak tggu..

lpas dy letak phone,bru dy nk byar..haih la kakak.. =='

customer 2

seorag pkcik chinese amik sebuku roti gardenia...

setelah punch harga,tbe2 dy buat muka pelik..

me : npe uncle?

him : aiyak! sy lupa sy suda beli ini roti pagi td..cancel lah amoi..

me: ha? tp sy da punch da..uncle beli je la,esok kn bley mkn lg..

him : x boleh la amoi..nnt sy pny bini bising maa..ok..sory haa..

me : =='

customer 3

seorang remaja lelaki..

u2 anggaran umur dlm 23 kott..ntah la..sy cume manusia biasa..

dy msuk kdai dlm keadaan yg agk kelangkabot..

2-3 kali dy pusing2 keliling kedai tu..

then dy thny ak..

him : ermmm..kak..nk tny ni..emm...emm.. (smbl garu2 kepala)

me : tny ap ek?

him : emm..kt sni ade jual PREGNANCY TEST x?

me : 0.o <--- (muka tkejut) x de la..kondom ade la..hehe

then dy trus bla smbil geleng pale tanda kecewa..haha

sinetron sgt uolls! hope dy cari bnd tu untk mak or kakak dy la..

or untuk bini dy sbb dy kawen muda..

jgn menyimpang sudaa..

customer 4

seorang budak kecik (umur dlm 5 tahun) msuk kdai..

him : nk ......at mata..

me : ha? ap mata?

him : .....at mata? (dy cm pelat sket)

tamila (my supervisor) : ubat mata ke dik?

him : haa.....at mata.. (sambil mngangguk)

tamila : you bg dy eyemore..

ak pun bagi la kt bdk tuu..then..

him : x..x..bukan yg ni..yg tu..mcm akk pkai tu..

me : ni??? (smbil tunjuk cmin mata aku) cermin mata? mne ade jual cmin mata kt sni dik..

him : alaaa..npe x de jual plak?

me : sbb ni bkn kdai cmin mata..=='

haih..mcm2 lah..penat ak mlayan..

dear heart,please be strong! :')

I'm not angry because we broke up,I'm sad because I can't let you go.. 

I'm not angry at you for not loving me,I'm angry with me for still loving you.. 

I'm not angry that I lost you,I'm sad because I once had you.. 

I'm not angry that I can't have you,I'm sad because I know what I'm missing.. 

 I'm not angry that you've moved on,I'm sad because I can't.. .

 I'm not angry that you won't come back,I'm sad because I keep hoping you will.. .

 I'm not angry because I hate you and don't want to,I'm sad because I still miss and  love you..

damn! i really hate all this feelings! 

dear ALLAH,please help me facing all this.. T_____T

nenek nenek si bongkok tiga!

i looove my granny so much!

sgt2 suka chit-chatting ngn dy if ak blk kg..

sbb my granny ni x mcm nenek2 yg lain..

dy nmpk je & sgt 'kampung'..

but the reality is,dy sgt2 sempoiiii..huhu

ari tu smbang2 ngn dy smbil mkn keropok lekor..

the kropok lekor tu x sedap lgsung..

ak ckp kt dy ''mybe kropok ni x sedap sbb dy bkn yg asli pny kropok lekor..mcm kropok lekor gannu kn rse dy lain..''

aku guna the word [asli] sbb tkot dy x phm..then she reply..

''tula..kalo kropok lekor yg ori dri gannu,rse ikan dy kuat..''

and then i was like,erkk..she said ORI..haha..okay fine..

the ad one day tu my mum ajak ak kemas2 my granny's house..

then ak cm mls gila mse tu sbb penat..

then my granny said ''relax la dlu..awal lg ni..''

then my mum & i look at each other..did she said RELAX just now?

i still remember on her birthday..

my mum bg dy hadiah wich is a beg from LENO brand..

maklumlah,duit x bnyk mse tu..haha

then my aunt pun beli beg..but brand CARLO RINO..

of kos harga dy 2 kali ganda mahal & design dy berganda2 cantik..

but my mum's bag tu x de la buruk sgt..mmg lawa..

and guess what? my granny use that leno bag untuk isi telekung dy mse dy g surau,while the carlo rino bag,she only use it mse nk g kenduri!

haha..she got taste u know! 

turun temurun..huhu

dy mmg high taste sket..

kdg2 atok ak pkai smepoi2 je nk kua mne2..

then mula la dy mbebel..soh tuka baju lain..

n bju yg dy soh pkai lpas tu,is much2 better than bju yg mula2 atok ak pkai..

haha..kdg2 ktorg bli kn baju kurung untuk dy..

then if dy x pkai,mkne nye dy x bpe nk suka bju tu..

yela,ktorg beli design mmg ala2 nenek2 pny corak..

seswai la untuk dy..tp dy x suka rupenye..

then ble ktorg beli kn bju kurung dy design nye org2 muda pkai skrg ni,kemain suka dy..huhu

along with atok! :)

then ktorg beli kn dy tudung sarong tu..

beli yg mcm mak endon pkai tu je..yg design batu sejompot kt dapn blkg tdung tu,& dy pny awning tu berspan..

haram x dipakai nyee..

mcm mak endon katenye..x seswai ngn bentuk muka dy..konon..=='

haha..then ktorg pun belikn la dy tdung ARIANI tuh..

mahal,jgn cte lah..ak pun x mampu nk pakai..

tp untuk dy,ap ad hal..

then,mmg dy suka gila babs la pkai tudung tuh!

along & granny..

pnah 1 ari tu..

my uncle's child yg bru pndai berdiri & brejalan,tgk iklan..

then dy joget2 mse tgk iklan tu..

ktorg suma cm 

'anyonyonyonyo comel nye dieeee..'

'bijak nye diyeeee..'

'kelakar nye diyeeeeeee..'

the suddenly my granny ckp 

'allah,gediknye..' *smbil geleng kepala.. =='

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

yg baju kuning tu lah budak nyee..x psal2 kne cop gedik ngn my granny,,haha

the latest one..minggu lepas..

my granny now da start uzur,,kaki dy cm sakit2..

so dy kne guna kerusi roda untuk brgerak..

act dy bley je jln..but x nk la pkse2 sgt..t makin teruk,lagi susa kn..

then one day she said to my atok..

''abg beli la kancil..senang kalo sy nk ikot awk kuar..ni awk je kuar sorg2 nek moto tuh,,mane boleh..''

then atok dgn hati yg kering mnjawab

''yelah..nnt sy usahakn..''

ktorg pn cm tkejut la..bia btl org tua ni?

ak yg mntk kancil kt abah pun x lepas2..ni atok senang2 je nk beli..

kalo taw bek ak mntk kt atok je..haha

then esok nye tbe2 atok ak missing in action..

ntah mne dy pg,sorg pun x taw..

then my aunt ckp ''agknye dy kua beli kancil x?''

then tbe2 dy blk..yup..dy mmg beli kereta..

KERETA SORONG! seriously atok? =='

ni kes nk troll granny ke hape ni?

then dy ckp ''ni je yg sy mampu..boleh angkut awk,bley angkut pisang2 kt kebun tu haa..senang..''

then my granny gelak je,,haha..mcm2 lah..


then mggu lepas jgk laa..ntah mcm mne,tbe2 je dy tny aku..
''tgk x anugrah bntang popular ahad lepas? aaron aziz menang kn..rezeki dy..yela,kn tahun ni muka dy je kuar tv..cm cte nora elena tuu..''
okay,did my granny daftar jd ahli AARONATORS tanpa pngetahuan ktorg? seriously granny? seriously??
ini sgt hebat! haha

:)

bnyk lg prangai dy yg bley wt ktorg ketawa..

hope Allah pnjang kn umur both of them..

amin~